C5 on Road Warrior Survivalism

With your Positively Pretentious, Proud, Productive, Pooped, Passionate, Pain ridden, Pissed off  and Proportionately Paranoid Host, Category5. The one and only... No, seriously... Three preppers and a snail walks into a bar. The snail orders 4 shots of JD. He doesn't share with the preppers but downs them all and orders a beer. Then he … Continue reading C5 on Road Warrior Survivalism

C5 Dis’s…Then shows RESPECT To FerFAL… And Others

With your not so heroic Host, Category5. You have seen me take a strip off some of the POP Star prepper and collapse commentators before. Lets call them the Kardashians of of the survivalist world. Who knows how many murders indirectly link back to Rawles writing. Ya. I said it. Words matter. When I speak, … Continue reading C5 Dis’s…Then shows RESPECT To FerFAL… And Others

C5 Is On A Writing Break- Please Stand By

With your graying, X-Goth, Redneck Drag, Doomsteading Host, Category5. The one and only..... Nice to see the old geezers representing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=164&v=z0NfI2NeDHI Warning. Random boob scenes....and what can only be called....um...electrophelia. I probably should have started with that. Um....Too late now. If you are horrified by tits and that people like to orgasm, you are definitely … Continue reading C5 Is On A Writing Break- Please Stand By

C5 Says, If You Don’t Like Bicycles, Just Try Walking To Town- Part I

With you wheezing host, Category5. Yeah, yeah. Another article from C5 on bikes for the apocalypse. Sooo.... I DROVE into a near by city yesterday (45 minutes away)just because I was cabin fever, bored and needed a few u-bolts to build a roof rack for the car since I will be hauling recyclable salvage soon. … Continue reading C5 Says, If You Don’t Like Bicycles, Just Try Walking To Town- Part I

C5 Gets His Final Apocalyptic Wood- P-II and 2/3

With your Host, Category5. Fear Not. I'm not dying...yet... other than the existential, we are all dying, thing. My wood still works just fine. This is just the final episode of the C5 Gets Wood series. How many cryptic penis jokes can I continue to come up with anyhow? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGC-lvCWsrM For those still impressed with … Continue reading C5 Gets His Final Apocalyptic Wood- P-II and 2/3

C5 Says, If I Cant Dance, I Don’t Want To Be Part Of Your Apocalypse

With your Host, Category5. You come here for Survival Skills. Wrong word. Skills for Adaptation. For essential Apocalyptic Adapter skill sets. My advice and homework assignment today is .... Go dancing.               https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxg4C365LbQ Coming out of this winter, I have been feeling like a car wreck. Winter started at … Continue reading C5 Says, If I Cant Dance, I Don’t Want To Be Part Of Your Apocalypse

C5 Says, This time It’s Personal

With your host, Category5.   Do you ever find yourself feeling like this guy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6chxuovrbCI No? I guess it's just me. I could have been much more well known if I had stayed on Youtube... or not. What's going on in my brain and what comes out of my mouth are two completely different things.  … Continue reading C5 Says, This time It’s Personal

C5 Still Gets Apocalyptic Wood-It Just Takes More Imagination And Effort- P-II and 1/2

With you Host, Category5... ...and more inappropriate  double-entendre  blog titles. There's a 3 dollar word to look up. We continue the Double Penetrating look into getting wood during energy decline. Phrasing. Don't pretend you don't know what I am talking about. We are getting in the middle of staying warm during the EROEI apocalypse. (I … Continue reading C5 Still Gets Apocalyptic Wood-It Just Takes More Imagination And Effort- P-II and 1/2