C5 Vs Hurricane Dorian (Updated)

(Updated at the bottom) To Be or not To Be. That is the Question.....No, Seriously. I asked myself that question, one stormy evening, tangled in some roots with my head stuck under water. While considering just relaxing and breathing in the water, I said to myself, "This is exactly how my second X-wife expected me … Continue reading C5 Vs Hurricane Dorian (Updated)

C5 on Road Warrior Survivalisim- Part II- Mid Apocalyptic Scavenging

The naked truth from C5 . With your heat stroked,  sun baked,  and burnt out... Host, Category5. Thanks for stopping by... but next time call first.   This is part two to this post- https://darkgreenmountainsurvivalresearchcentre.wordpress.com/2019/07/13/c5-on-road-warrior-survivalism/ But before we get there.... I have been working on that  controversial post I promised... But, you know what... I'm … Continue reading C5 on Road Warrior Survivalisim- Part II- Mid Apocalyptic Scavenging

C5 on Road Warrior Survivalism

With your Positively Pretentious, Proud, Productive, Pooped, Passionate, Pain ridden, Pissed off  and Proportionately Paranoid Host, Category5. The one and only... No, seriously... Three preppers and a snail walks into a bar. The snail orders 4 shots of JD. He doesn't share with the preppers but downs them all and orders a beer. Then he … Continue reading C5 on Road Warrior Survivalism

C5 Dis’s…Then shows RESPECT To FerFAL… And Others

With your not so heroic Host, Category5. You have seen me take a strip off some of the POP Star prepper and collapse commentators before. Lets call them the Kardashians of of the survivalist world. Who knows how many murders indirectly link back to Rawles writing. Ya. I said it. Words matter. When I speak, … Continue reading C5 Dis’s…Then shows RESPECT To FerFAL… And Others

C5 Is On A Writing Break- Please Stand By

With your graying, X-Goth, Redneck Drag, Doomsteading Host, Category5. The one and only..... Nice to see the old geezers representing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=164&v=z0NfI2NeDHI Warning. Random boob scenes....and what can only be called....um...electrophelia. I probably should have started with that. Um....Too late now. If you are horrified by tits and that people like to orgasm, you are definitely … Continue reading C5 Is On A Writing Break- Please Stand By

C5 Says, If You Don’t Like Bicycles, Just Try Walking To Town- Part I

With you wheezing host, Category5. Yeah, yeah. Another article from C5 on bikes for the apocalypse. Sooo.... I DROVE into a near by city yesterday (45 minutes away)just because I was cabin fever, bored and needed a few u-bolts to build a roof rack for the car since I will be hauling recyclable salvage soon. … Continue reading C5 Says, If You Don’t Like Bicycles, Just Try Walking To Town- Part I

C5 Gets His Final Apocalyptic Wood- P-II and 2/3

With your Host, Category5. Fear Not. I'm not dying...yet... other than the existential, we are all dying, thing. My wood still works just fine. This is just the final episode of the C5 Gets Wood series. How many cryptic penis jokes can I continue to come up with anyhow? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGC-lvCWsrM For those still impressed with … Continue reading C5 Gets His Final Apocalyptic Wood- P-II and 2/3