50 Shades Of Hay, With C5- Survival Advice From Central America- Part 6- SNFU Mr Chi Pig Tribute

Hay. Hay. Hay. It's your Host, Category5.   As far as I can tell, The U.S. is having their fall of the U.S.S.R moment. Been there. Done that. Getting old. Seen it before. I'm sure you would like to know what I think on the matter. I'll make it simple for you. Just revisit the … Continue reading 50 Shades Of Hay, With C5- Survival Advice From Central America- Part 6- SNFU Mr Chi Pig Tribute

Survival Advice From Central America- Part 5- C5 on Cargo Bikes and Washing Machines, During TEOTWAWKI

With your Host, Category5 I saw hipster Jesus's face the other day, in a wash cloth. Had to say that out loud. It was as odd as it sounds. I called Mrs C5 into the greenhouse. I said, I'm drunk honey... but do you see hipster Jesus's face in that wash cloth. She said yes. … Continue reading Survival Advice From Central America- Part 5- C5 on Cargo Bikes and Washing Machines, During TEOTWAWKI

C5 Gets Even More Corny- Survival Advice From Central America- Part 4- Disintegration And Nixtamalization

With your Host, Category5.   I might as well of called this article, "Survival advice for the poor, Part 3".... No. Survival Adivce for The REALLY Poor..... No. Survival Advice for the REALLY, REALLY, REALLY Poor. That's it. But I am getting ahead of myself.   I had a MYSTERY to solve, both while in … Continue reading C5 Gets Even More Corny- Survival Advice From Central America- Part 4- Disintegration And Nixtamalization

C5 Says, You Cant Always Get What You Want- Survival Advice from Central America- Part 3

First, the well pump broke down. Then the Subaru broke down. Then the Computer broke down. Then my quality shovel broke. It's been an expensive Apocalypse so far.   White People Problems. Am I right? The gods are happy. They play with us.   With your mixed media Host, Category5. Is it an article? Is … Continue reading C5 Says, You Cant Always Get What You Want- Survival Advice from Central America- Part 3

Planet Of The Human Powered Wagon- Survival Advice From Central America- Part II

With your Host, Category5. Remember my name.   As car-centric as we have become, everybody knows what a horse or oxen drawn wagon looks like. Its part of Nort-Americano mythology. The covered wagon heading west.  A one horse open sleigh. The made up, by advertisers, Coca-Cola corporate mascot with his 8 reindeer and weight problem. … Continue reading Planet Of The Human Powered Wagon- Survival Advice From Central America- Part II

The Way Is Shut- Keeping Your Garden In. Keeping Marauders Out- Survival Advice From Central America- Part I

With your cryptic, double entendre using Host, Category5. The Way is SHUT. It was made by the dead... and the dead keep it.   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHcDMNn2U2k I thought I would start with a little Nerd action there, my padiwans and grasshoppers. It defines the post. This is my Kung-Fu. I said I was going to talk … Continue reading The Way Is Shut- Keeping Your Garden In. Keeping Marauders Out- Survival Advice From Central America- Part I

C5 On Keeping You Focused. CoronaVirus. The Gift That Keeps On Killing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBcT2rcYlWA We could all use a bit of levity before getting onto the serious stuff. With Your Host, Category5.  How do you like me now.   I cant seem to focus on the Survival Advice From Central America Series. I've either been busy cutting wood, lifting and carrying things outside of my weight class or … Continue reading C5 On Keeping You Focused. CoronaVirus. The Gift That Keeps On Killing