Your Host, Category5, needs to do a drunken RANT. This is the advantage of being the god of my own blog. I am occasionally allowed to do stupid stuff. Better to ask forgiveness than permission. If you have been following me for several months....or years, You know I have been mentioning Polar Vortexes for a … Continue reading C5 Explains, Once Again, Why it is So Fucking Cold. 2017-2018- Its Hurricane Harvey part II, Stupid.
With your Host, Category5 and, Oh, wait.....YOU! Special welcome to the 21 visitors and one subscriber on Christmas day. That is SOOOO depressing. That you chose to spend it with me. Not a big fan of the hallmark holiday because it IS so depressing. It epitomizes unrealistic expectations. Nowhere to go but down. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdG6gUUasVk I … Continue reading C5 Says, “Oh, No. Tell me what you really think”. C5 Opens Comments. 2018 Predictions- General Chaos
With your host, Category5. And special guests, Mythos and Logos. Not them personally... but the works of their hands. Photos galore. I wanted to get this out before you forgot about them. This is a, 'The proof is in the puddin' sort of post....with much, much, much to learn. When I am finally back … Continue reading C5 says, Merry Fucking Ho Ho. I Got 99 Awesome Apocalypse Adaptions- Go Small Or Go Home- 99 Problems, Part III.
Hello. This is Category5. You and I need to talk. We need to discus our relationship. But before we get there... (Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap! I was just saved by the chainsaw pants. The exact reason to wear them. A cut across the thigh. The big one everyone fears. Strait out … Continue reading Return To The Dark Green Mountain- The Naked Truth
Thus ends the life of Mr Wu. All that is left to do is tell the story. I have been avoiding thinking about this all year. Putting down my 600 lb pound friend and filling a freezer. On the way to the abattoir, tears started to come but I choked it back. Maudlin by nature, … Continue reading C5 and The Post Apocalyptic Permaculture Pig- Redux