C5 Explains, Once Again, Why it is So Fucking Cold. 2017-2018- Its Hurricane Harvey part II, Stupid.

Your Host, Category5, needs to do a drunken RANT.

This is the advantage of being the god of my own blog. I am occasionally allowed to do stupid stuff. Better to ask forgiveness than permission.

If you have been following me for several months….or years, You know I have been mentioning Polar Vortexes for a while. If you dont believe me, re read my shit. Just like I told anyone that would listen, The death toll from hurricanes and rain bombs would be epic over the last two years. Once again, the reason this was obvious was because it was So Fucking Obvious. Where did you think all that heat was going to go?!!!

O.K., C5, Take a breath. Lets help the plebes catch up. Why, Yes, other C5. I hear ya, other C5

If you are not hearing what I have been saying, It is because of three reasons.

#1. Normalicy bias (Hey, it gets cold in the winter…and “Weather” is always changing. Those weather forecasters get it wrong all the time. Dont they?)

#2. Millions apon millions apon millions of dollars shoveled out to carefully scripted propaganda spin doctors…paid for by the Evilest of Evilly, Evil power brokers on the planet. Millions apon millions is chump change to those making billions. Its a rounding error. Weekend money. If anyone dies, its survival of the fittest. Look, The oil industry hires the best of the best and knew about the consequences of carbon inputs to the atmosphere since the 60s. They Knew and it is well documented. Then they hired ad agencies. They know, exactly how to MANIPULATE the religious. A power base because they already believe in conspiracies. They know how to manipulate Atheists. Ayn Rand, anybody. They know how to Manipulate Mom and Pops. Those jews, er, I mean immigrants are taking all the jobs.. They knew because they paid the best to know.

#3. Confirmation bias. Once all that carefully scripted propaganda hit its mark, the people desperately  seeking MEANING and belonging…started seeking out others that said the same thing…and then started evangelizing.

I suppose there is a forth.

#4. Scientists are CONSERVATIVE, by their training. These are not fighters. They only tell you what they can prove and repeat. They know it is far worse, are suffering from PTSD…but will only tell you what they can repeatedly prove. If they cant repeat results over and over with peer review, its not science.  Ethical standing and nerd glasses. They are not good at standing up to bullies.

As I have said before, If someone offers me a few million $$$s, I am going to look you straight in the eye and tell you Global warming is a conspiracy. I will. I am no ones hero. I already know this about myself. I have examined myself more than most and find myself wanting. No hero cookie for C5.

 

So, Lets go back to what I have said before. All that HEAT has to go somewhere. In this case, Hurricane Harvey, for lack of a better image, WAS NOT DONE. That whole hurricane season didn’t just disappear because we got board with it. That heat is still there, percolating away.

But a good chunk of it followed the pacific air currents and is now sitting at the fucking North Pole. Making Santa Clauses ice palace melt so he shaved the fucking reindeer and drove them south while listening to Van Halen. Perhaps you have heard, Its now colder in the States than the North Fucking Pole. As Canadians, we are dealing with your shit…AGAIN! The Northern Osculation that keeps Canada a Moderate Zone has ceased to osculate.

Now that cold down draft from the poles heads south….and STAYS. It hangs out for awhile…in no fucking hurry to go elsewhere

Get used to it bitches…because it is the NEW Normal.

And the reason it is obvious….is because IT IS SOOOO FUCKING OBVIOUS!!!

It might pass for a year and be right back like a bad boyfriend or dept collector. It’s like herpes. The gift that keeps on giving.

 

Now, I spent the day, contemplating “Why”. Why are people missing this. The Peoples Pompadour has been tweeting, “Its cold. We need more global warrrrrming” Ha Ha. “We need war” ming.

Is it just the human condition to get Climate and Weather confused. The Devil is quite the word playing lawyer. He know people want to chill with God for a photo op so they can say to their friends, me and God are equal partners.

They go outside and sense the weather, thinking it magically appeared  out of nothing in a bubble over their heads. Me and God. That weather is just there just like it always has been. The A.M. radio told me scientists said global cooling is happening…unless it isn’t. In that case, its natural and cyclical and no corporation or or individual is to blame.

It couldnt possibly be coming from  some chain of events. If I don’t like it, I can pray it away because, “Me and God are like that”

Well, GOD is alittle pissed. People trying to hog the stage. He understands because he is the god of, CONSEQUENCE and he is not up for sharing the limelight with parasite hangers on, usurping authority by the name brand. Did you think he would Rapture you…or…that he would keep a Reminant of holy survivalists till his coming. Oh No. This is the God of Consequence that will, “Visit the sins of the father on the third and fourth…and twentieth generation”. He says, “You fucked my planet, proving to me your absolute hatred of me. Now live with it! Every stripped and barren, toxic part of it.  Deal with consequence for thousands of years. Consider it Tough Love. Repent or Perish.”

I need another beer….. What are you all staring at?…Never mind. I must have said something prophetic and stupid again…….. I hate it when that happens. Why is it so fucking cold…..

 

Oh ya.Im supposed to give survival advice. Store blankets…..

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