C5 says, “I Got 99 Problems But The Bitch Aint One” – Part I

With your host, Category5 and guest writers, Mr. Mythos and Mrs. Logos.   I thought of calling this post, And Then It All Went To Shit, or, Experiencing Technical Difficulties- Please Stand By. We returned to a caretaker that had not caretaken... and we have been at a running pace to pull everything back together … Continue reading C5 says, “I Got 99 Problems But The Bitch Aint One” – Part I

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Tales from the Dark Green Valley

With your Host, Category5.   Many a prepper are familiar with Ruth, Peter and Tom. If you are not...I have no words. Back to prepper pre school for you. But befor they got famous with their historic farm series (Wartime Farm, Victorian Farm, Tudor Farm, Edwardian farm, Secrets of the castle, Victorian Pharmacy...and I havent … Continue reading Tales from the Dark Green Valley

C5 Eats Cuy – Cunnilingus or Cunning Linguist – It’s Taboo – Survival Advice from South American Part 15

With your host, Category5   We ate a guinea pig. What did you think I was talking about? Oh, that. Well, you can’t graduate from sex ed if you can’t pass the oral exam. Eating guinea pig or cuy was important survival research for me here at the Dark Green Mountain Survival Research Centre… so … Continue reading C5 Eats Cuy – Cunnilingus or Cunning Linguist – It’s Taboo – Survival Advice from South American Part 15

C5 On A Wheely Good Barrow- Survival Advice From South America- Part 14

With your host, Category5.   ( Did you miss me?  My brain is slowly growing back but still not all there yet. Last months view count was a whopping 2500 views. Wow. Alot of other sites were referring people to me. Probably alot less this month. Each time I go away for a couple week … Continue reading C5 On A Wheely Good Barrow- Survival Advice From South America- Part 14

C5 in the Amazon – or – Everyone Hates Other People’s Vacation Photos

With your host C5 and assorted visiting parasites.   I went to the Amazon and all I got was this lousy Blow Job. That seems a good place to start if you are here today for survival advice. You would think, if someone that claims to be a “Survival Expert” (I use the term very … Continue reading C5 in the Amazon – or – Everyone Hates Other People’s Vacation Photos

C5 On Terracing Junk Land- Survival Advice From Pre Inca South America- Part 13- Permaculture=Permanent Culture

With your Host, Category5...and the visiting Dead Souls of the Pre Incas   (It will be a few weeks till the next post as we are headed towards the Amazon rainforest. I never thought I would live to say those words. So, I figured I would give you a quality post to hold you over … Continue reading C5 On Terracing Junk Land- Survival Advice From Pre Inca South America- Part 13- Permaculture=Permanent Culture

Category5 On The Man Truck – No Oil EROEI – No Problem- Survival Advice from South America Part 12

With your host Category5 (My name seems to be getting some world attention lately. Oh, not me personaly but what the name represents. I chose the name Category5 very carefully. It was far from prophetic. The reason it was obvious was because it was So Fucking Obvious. Get used to hearing my name. Considering the … Continue reading Category5 On The Man Truck – No Oil EROEI – No Problem- Survival Advice from South America Part 12

C5’s 101 Uses For A 125 Motorcycle – Episode II -Survival Advice from South America- Part 11…And Something About The EROEI Apocalypse

With your host, Catergory5....just me this time. After a bunch of Guest writers, controversies and old articles I just wanted stored for posterity, Its time to get back to reporting what I see. As I said in episode I, I'm not that exited about this post for reasons I will add after we get past … Continue reading C5’s 101 Uses For A 125 Motorcycle – Episode II -Survival Advice from South America- Part 11…And Something About The EROEI Apocalypse

Hurricane Harvey- The 6 Hundred Pound Invisible Rabbit In The Room

With your host, Did I mention my name is Category5? The Middle Finger of God. Someday I may have to upgrade the name again to Category7. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvfXvW2wsuQ   If you have read my posts from the beginning, Well, it sucks to be right all the time. ¨The problem with smart mother fuckers is that they … Continue reading Hurricane Harvey- The 6 Hundred Pound Invisible Rabbit In The Room