Calling Survivors- Please Stand By

This post may self destruct shortly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOYaDz8MiLc I have been writing an article, C5 On PTSD in Disaster Management And Prepping. Its very personal and taking longer than I had hoped. I can only write it a few paragraphs at a time. It is going to take as long as it takes ... and I … Continue reading Calling Survivors- Please Stand By

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C5 Ruminates About Apocalyptic Goats- Survival Advice From The Caribbean- Episode II

With your Host, Category5. Bah. Bah. (MrsC5 chimes in, "alot of people wont get the joke. Some people dont know what ruminants are". Fair enough. Here is Wikipedia. "Ruminants are mammals that are able to acquire nutrients from plant-based food by fermenting it in a specialized stomach prior to digestion, principally through microbial actions.")   … Continue reading C5 Ruminates About Apocalyptic Goats- Survival Advice From The Caribbean- Episode II

Shacks, Shelters And Shipping Containers- C5 Survival Advice From The Caribbean- Epsisode I

With your host, Category5, and by reader request, special guest, MrsC5. (What a wild ride I have planned for you today. Long Read. Lots of photos. Theology, uninvited sexual comments and a whole lot more. For your compulsive, coming backyness you will now be rewarded. You may want to pour yourself a BIG alcoholic beverage … Continue reading Shacks, Shelters And Shipping Containers- C5 Survival Advice From The Caribbean- Epsisode I

C5 Survival Quick Tips- Episode II- The Tactical Spoon and the SHTF Shower

With your host, Category5.   A few of you will have heard the colloquialism, " God didn't make men equal, Samuel Colt did". That is not quite true. It was the English Long Bow that would change the world. This weapon would break the monopoly of violence held by powerful, wealthy families that provided professional … Continue reading C5 Survival Quick Tips- Episode II- The Tactical Spoon and the SHTF Shower

C5 Says, Survival Is The Journey. Not A Destination- Surfing The Bomb Cyclone

With your host, Category5  and special guest, Mother Nature who took me over her knee for a good spanking. Yes, Mistress Gaia. We have been a very Bad Boy. Can I have another?     This is the journey. I am in the eye of the storm. Those were some fierce winds. 100 kph sustained … Continue reading C5 Says, Survival Is The Journey. Not A Destination- Surfing The Bomb Cyclone

C5 Explains, Once Again, Why it is So Fucking Cold. 2017-2018- Its Hurricane Harvey part II, Stupid.

Your Host, Category5, needs to do a drunken RANT. This is the advantage of being the god of my own blog. I am occasionally allowed to do stupid stuff. Better to ask forgiveness than permission. If you have been following me for several months....or years, You know I have been mentioning Polar Vortexes for a … Continue reading C5 Explains, Once Again, Why it is So Fucking Cold. 2017-2018- Its Hurricane Harvey part II, Stupid.

C5 Says, “Oh, No. Tell me what you really think”. C5 Opens Comments. 2018 Predictions- General Chaos

With your Host, Category5 and, Oh, wait.....YOU! Special welcome to the 21 visitors and one subscriber on Christmas day. That is SOOOO depressing. That you chose to spend it with me. Not a big fan of the hallmark holiday because it IS so depressing. It epitomizes unrealistic expectations. Nowhere to go but down. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdG6gUUasVk I … Continue reading C5 Says, “Oh, No. Tell me what you really think”. C5 Opens Comments. 2018 Predictions- General Chaos

C5 says, Merry Fucking Ho Ho. I Got 99 Awesome Apocalypse Adaptions- Go Small Or Go Home- 99 Problems, Part III.

  With your host, Category5. And special guests, Mythos and Logos. Not them personally... but the works of their hands. Photos galore. I wanted to get this out before you forgot about them. This is a, 'The proof is in the puddin' sort of post....with much, much, much to learn. When I am finally back … Continue reading C5 says, Merry Fucking Ho Ho. I Got 99 Awesome Apocalypse Adaptions- Go Small Or Go Home- 99 Problems, Part III.

Return To The Dark Green Mountain- The Naked Truth

Hello. This is Category5. You and I need to talk. We need to discus our relationship.   But before we get there...   (Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap! I was just saved by the chainsaw pants. The exact reason to wear them. A cut across the thigh. The big one everyone fears. Strait out … Continue reading Return To The Dark Green Mountain- The Naked Truth

C5 and The Post Apocalyptic Permaculture Pig- Redux

Thus ends the life of Mr Wu. All that is left to do is tell the story. I have been avoiding thinking about this all year. Putting down my 600 lb pound friend and filling a freezer. On the way to the abattoir, tears started to come but I choked it back. Maudlin by nature, … Continue reading C5 and The Post Apocalyptic Permaculture Pig- Redux