C5 Walks into a Diner… Stop Me If You Have Heard This One…

With your Host, Category5.   A funny thing happened to me on the way to the apocalypse. Stop me if you have heard this one. A disheveled, aging, survivalist in a leather jacket walks into the Doomstead Diner. He puts a tiny little piano on the bar, then whips out a 10 inch pianist.... Buduptup. … Continue reading C5 Walks into a Diner… Stop Me If You Have Heard This One…

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Season II- C5 serves Cock Favored Soup- Doomstead Dining on Survival Food Storage, Home at The Dark Green Mountain

With your host, Catergory5 ...and... Some people I don't have permission to promote... but I am going to do it anyhow. Devious bastard that I am. I have noticed something by watching the statistics. Few people read links I put on the page. Fore those of you who don't read my links..... You are not … Continue reading Season II- C5 serves Cock Favored Soup- Doomstead Dining on Survival Food Storage, Home at The Dark Green Mountain

C5 on PTSD in Disaster Management and Prepping

With your Host, Category5. (Be warned, this is a short book here and not light reading. Consider it my mini dissertation on the subject. Writing it has left me depressed, withdrawn and actively avoiding. Its been written a few paragraphs at a time, followed by drinking, mindless video games and avoidance of writing. Fear not. … Continue reading C5 on PTSD in Disaster Management and Prepping

Calling Survivors- Please Stand By

This post may self destruct shortly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOYaDz8MiLc I have been writing an article, C5 On PTSD in Disaster Management And Prepping. Its very personal and taking longer than I had hoped. I can only write it a few paragraphs at a time. It is going to take as long as it takes ... and I … Continue reading Calling Survivors- Please Stand By

C5 Ruminates About Apocalyptic Goats- Survival Advice From The Caribbean- Episode II

With your Host, Category5. Bah. Bah. (MrsC5 chimes in, "alot of people wont get the joke. Some people dont know what ruminants are". Fair enough. Here is Wikipedia. "Ruminants are mammals that are able to acquire nutrients from plant-based food by fermenting it in a specialized stomach prior to digestion, principally through microbial actions.")   … Continue reading C5 Ruminates About Apocalyptic Goats- Survival Advice From The Caribbean- Episode II

Shacks, Shelters And Shipping Containers- C5 Survival Advice From The Caribbean- Epsisode I

With your host, Category5, and by reader request, special guest, MrsC5. (What a wild ride I have planned for you today. Long Read. Lots of photos. Theology, uninvited sexual comments and a whole lot more. For your compulsive, coming backyness you will now be rewarded. You may want to pour yourself a BIG alcoholic beverage … Continue reading Shacks, Shelters And Shipping Containers- C5 Survival Advice From The Caribbean- Epsisode I

C5 Survival Quick Tips- Episode II- The Tactical Spoon and the SHTF Shower

With your host, Category5.   A few of you will have heard the colloquialism, " God didn't make men equal, Samuel Colt did". That is not quite true. It was the English Long Bow that would change the world. This weapon would break the monopoly of violence held by powerful, wealthy families that provided professional … Continue reading C5 Survival Quick Tips- Episode II- The Tactical Spoon and the SHTF Shower

C5 Says, Survival Is The Journey. Not A Destination- Surfing The Bomb Cyclone

With your host, Category5  and special guest, Mother Nature who took me over her knee for a good spanking. Yes, Mistress Gaia. We have been a very Bad Boy. Can I have another?     This is the journey. I am in the eye of the storm. Those were some fierce winds. 100 kph sustained … Continue reading C5 Says, Survival Is The Journey. Not A Destination- Surfing The Bomb Cyclone

C5 Explains, Once Again, Why it is So Fucking Cold. 2017-2018- Its Hurricane Harvey part II, Stupid.

Your Host, Category5, needs to do a drunken RANT. This is the advantage of being the god of my own blog. I am occasionally allowed to do stupid stuff. Better to ask forgiveness than permission. If you have been following me for several months....or years, You know I have been mentioning Polar Vortexes for a … Continue reading C5 Explains, Once Again, Why it is So Fucking Cold. 2017-2018- Its Hurricane Harvey part II, Stupid.

C5 Says, “Oh, No. Tell me what you really think”. C5 Opens Comments. 2018 Predictions- General Chaos

With your Host, Category5 and, Oh, wait.....YOU! Special welcome to the 21 visitors and one subscriber on Christmas day. That is SOOOO depressing. That you chose to spend it with me. Not a big fan of the hallmark holiday because it IS so depressing. It epitomizes unrealistic expectations. Nowhere to go but down. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdG6gUUasVk I … Continue reading C5 Says, “Oh, No. Tell me what you really think”. C5 Opens Comments. 2018 Predictions- General Chaos