With your host, Category5, and by reader request, special guest, MrsC5. (What a wild ride I have planned for you today. Long Read. Lots of photos. Theology, uninvited sexual comments and a whole lot more. For your compulsive, coming backyness you will now be rewarded. You may want to pour yourself a BIG alcoholic beverage … Continue reading Shacks, Shelters And Shipping Containers- C5 Survival Advice From The Caribbean- Epsisode I
With your host, Category5. A few of you will have heard the colloquialism, " God didn't make men equal, Samuel Colt did". That is not quite true. It was the English Long Bow that would change the world. This weapon would break the monopoly of violence held by powerful, wealthy families that provided professional … Continue reading C5 Survival Quick Tips- Episode II- The Tactical Spoon and the SHTF Shower
With your host, Category5 and special guest, Mother Nature who took me over her knee for a good spanking. Yes, Mistress Gaia. We have been a very Bad Boy. Can I have another? This is the journey. I am in the eye of the storm. Those were some fierce winds. 100 kph sustained … Continue reading C5 Says, Survival Is The Journey. Not A Destination- Surfing The Bomb Cyclone
Your Host, Category5, needs to do a drunken RANT. This is the advantage of being the god of my own blog. I am occasionally allowed to do stupid stuff. Better to ask forgiveness than permission. If you have been following me for several months....or years, You know I have been mentioning Polar Vortexes for a … Continue reading C5 Explains, Once Again, Why it is So Fucking Cold. 2017-2018- Its Hurricane Harvey part II, Stupid.
With your Host, Category5 and, Oh, wait.....YOU! Special welcome to the 21 visitors and one subscriber on Christmas day. That is SOOOO depressing. That you chose to spend it with me. Not a big fan of the hallmark holiday because it IS so depressing. It epitomizes unrealistic expectations. Nowhere to go but down. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdG6gUUasVk I … Continue reading C5 Says, “Oh, No. Tell me what you really think”. C5 Opens Comments. 2018 Predictions- General Chaos
With your host, Category5. And special guests, Mythos and Logos. Not them personally... but the works of their hands. Photos galore. I wanted to get this out before you forgot about them. This is a, 'The proof is in the puddin' sort of post....with much, much, much to learn. When I am finally back … Continue reading C5 says, Merry Fucking Ho Ho. I Got 99 Awesome Apocalypse Adaptions- Go Small Or Go Home- 99 Problems, Part III.
Hello. This is Category5. You and I need to talk. We need to discus our relationship. But before we get there... (Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap! I was just saved by the chainsaw pants. The exact reason to wear them. A cut across the thigh. The big one everyone fears. Strait out … Continue reading Return To The Dark Green Mountain- The Naked Truth
Thus ends the life of Mr Wu. All that is left to do is tell the story. I have been avoiding thinking about this all year. Putting down my 600 lb pound friend and filling a freezer. On the way to the abattoir, tears started to come but I choked it back. Maudlin by nature, … Continue reading C5 and The Post Apocalyptic Permaculture Pig- Redux
With your host Category 5 This isn’t the order I had hoped to do this post in but I am rolling with the punches, us having done cleaning up after the person we have come to call the Undercaretaker… or more simply as fucking asshole. Then again we should have a computer again by … Continue reading C5 Practical Survival Advice for the Poor – Episode III – Taming the Hunter-Gatherer Instinct
With your host, Category5 and guest writers Mythos and Logos. This post almost got called, I Got 99 Stupid Ways To Die In The Apocalypse. Or...Just Losing The Tip.( I am a firm believer that if a joke isn't funny the the first time, tell it 100 times. If you get it, that means … Continue reading I Got 99 Adaptions But It Starts With One- 99 Problems- Part II