C5 Says, I Like Big Knives And I Can Not Lie

With your Host, Cabin Fever Category5. I am SOOOOOOOOO Bored. I really hate winter...and there is not thing one I can do about it. I'm just not a winter guy. I'm also suffering some severe writers block. All the snow had melted away since my Happy Snowed In Day post. https://darkgreenmountainsurvivalresearchcentre.wordpress.com/2018/11/22/c5-snowed-in-for-the-winter-and-the-snow-plow-pocalypse-end-day/ It came back with … Continue reading C5 Says, I Like Big Knives And I Can Not Lie

C5’s Customer Appreciation Day

With your host, Category5. The Host-est with the Most-est https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGiAGZ4CZg0   I just bought my first 3 products on Amazon, ever. This has left me feeling pretty DIRTY.... and not in a good way. I don't figure I attract a lot of theology wankers. You have got to be one brave fucking christian to stick … Continue reading C5’s Customer Appreciation Day

C5, The Anti-Clause’s 2019 Predictions-Four More Beers

Twas the night before X-mas and Santa lay dead. I'm in the garden with a shovel from the shed. If only he'd heeded the No Trespass sign this whole sorted evening would be left behind. Ma'C5's been puking and staring in shock. But the one thing she knows is we wont call the cops. Shakingly … Continue reading C5, The Anti-Clause’s 2019 Predictions-Four More Beers

Doom Wears A Yellow Vest- It’s The Declining E.R.O.E.I, Stupid

Shortest article ever. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2tgIlEhOZE With your Road Warrior like Host, Category5.   I had been avoiding the subject of the Yellow Vest protests in France. I have got more important things to do while Adapting to Climate Chaos, Resource Depletion, Economic Contraction and Social Destabilization. I had just hoped this wasn't another Ukraine like event … Continue reading Doom Wears A Yellow Vest- It’s The Declining E.R.O.E.I, Stupid

C5 Gets Wood, Addendum-Part I and a 1/2- Touching Wood

C5's F5's of Adaptation- Food Storage. Food Production. Firewood. Fuel Storage (short term) and Friends (long term) With your host, Category5. (Part I is here- https://darkgreenmountainsurvivalresearchcentre.wordpress.com/2018/11/14/c5-gets-wood-part-i-the-blue-pill-moment/ ) Now, that there is the most boring cover photo I have ever put up. Be very happy I didn't decide to put up a photo of...uhm...C5 touching wood. … Continue reading C5 Gets Wood, Addendum-Part I and a 1/2- Touching Wood

C5 Snowed In For The Winter And The Snow-plow-pocalypse-End Day

With your snug as a bug Host, Category5.    (photo from 2016 noreaster)   It's minus 12c below freezing out there. Feels like minus 22 with the windchill. An extra foot of snow fell last night. More importantly, MrsC5 got the newish Subaru up the hill last night... and almost bogged down. Knowing more snow … Continue reading C5 Snowed In For The Winter And The Snow-plow-pocalypse-End Day

C5 Gets Wood- Part I- The Blue Pill Moment

Suckers. Nope. I'm not here to get my kink on or talk about sexual disfunction. I'm here to talk about the other wood. "There is not enough liqueur and therapy in the world to undo that" Archer   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilA_AJF6Hec With your host, Category5. Budumt dump, Ding.   It's early winter. We all know what time … Continue reading C5 Gets Wood- Part I- The Blue Pill Moment

Make Canada Great Briton Again- C5 on Energy Return On Energy Investment

(I have no rights to that photo. See bill c-42 article 29 on fare use for education, parody or satire) (I have also been told, no one is getting the Briton joke. See nonsensical statement comment. If you want to tell one really good joke, you have to be willing to tell 10 bad ones. … Continue reading Make Canada Great Briton Again- C5 on Energy Return On Energy Investment