C5 Practical Survival Advice for the Poor – Episode III – Taming the Hunter-Gatherer Instinct

With your host Category 5   This isn’t the order I had hoped to do this post in but I am rolling with the punches, us having done cleaning up after the person we have come to call the Undercaretaker… or more simply as fucking asshole. Then again we should have a computer again by [...]


C5 Eats Cuy – Cunnilingus or Cunning Linguist – It’s Taboo – Survival Advice from South American Part 15

With your host, Category5   We ate a guinea pig. What did you think I was talking about? Oh, that. Well, you can’t graduate from sex ed if you can’t pass the oral exam. Eating guinea pig or cuy was important survival research for me here at the Dark Green Mountain Survival Research Centre… so [...]

C5 On A Wheely Good Barrow- Survival Advice From South America- Part 14

With your host, Category5.   ( Did you miss me?  My brain is slowly growing back but still not all there yet. Last months view count was a whopping 2500 views. Wow. Alot of other sites were referring people to me. Probably alot less this month. Each time I go away for a couple week [...]

C5 in the Amazon – or – Everyone Hates Other People’s Vacation Photos

With your host C5 and assorted visiting parasites.   I went to the Amazon and all I got was this lousy Blow Job. That seems a good place to start if you are here today for survival advice. You would think, if someone that claims to be a “Survival Expert” (I use the term very [...]

C5 On Terracing Junk Land- Survival Advice From Pre Inca South America- Part 13- Permaculture=Permanent Culture

With your Host, Category5...and the visiting Dead Souls of the Pre Incas   (It will be a few weeks till the next post as we are headed towards the Amazon rainforest. I never thought I would live to say those words. So, I figured I would give you a quality post to hold you over [...]

Category5 On The Man Truck – No Oil EROEI – No Problem- Survival Advice from South America Part 12

With your host Category5 (My name seems to be getting some world attention lately. Oh, not me personaly but what the name represents. I chose the name Category5 very carefully. It was far from prophetic. The reason it was obvious was because it was So Fucking Obvious. Get used to hearing my name. Considering the [...]